One of my favourites from Phantom of the Opera, "Prima Donna" is the bit where they're trying to keep Carlotta happy and some of the lyrics are just silly :P
A lovely tune which is great fun to play - i'm not sure i'll ever master the fast Andre/Firmin bit at the end, perhaps you can?! Enjoy!
[ANDRE & FIRMIN]
^C-^E ^D-^CÂ Â Â BÂ Â A-GÂ Â CÂ Â EÂ Â Â A
Prima Donna, first lady of the stage
GÂ Â Â Â Â Â E-D-EÂ Â Â AÂ Â Â EÂ Â Â DÂ Â Â Â Â E
Your devotees are on their knees
CÂ Â Â Â E-GÂ Â Â Â G
To implore you...
DÂ Â Â Â Â EÂ Â Â Â FÂ Â Â G
Can you bow out
AÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â BÂ Â Â Â Â Â B-^CÂ Â Â Â GÂ Â Â Â Â E
When they're shouting your name?
^CÂ Â Â Â BÂ Â Â AÂ Â Â Â BÂ Â ^CÂ Â C-DÂ Â D
Think of how they all adore you...
^C-^EÂ ^D-^CÂ Â Â B - AÂ Â Â GÂ Â Â CÂ Â Â E-A
Prima Donna, enchant us once again
GÂ Â Â Â Â Â EÂ Â Â DÂ Â Â Â E
Think of your muse
AÂ Â Â Â EÂ Â Â DÂ Â Â Â Â EÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â CÂ Â Â Â EÂ Â ^C-^C
And of your queues 'round the theatre!
DÂ Â Â Â Â EÂ Â Â F-GÂ Â AÂ Â BÂ Â Â B-^CÂ Â GÂ Â Â E
Can you deny us the triumph in store?
CÂ Â Â Â Â G-DÂ Â Â D-DÂ Â Â Â EÂ Â Â Â Â C
Sing Prima Donna once ​more!
[CARLOTTA]
^F-^AÂ ^G-^F
Prima Donna
^EÂ Â Â Â ^DÂ Â Â ^CÂ Â Â EÂ Â A-^D
Your song shall live again
^CÂ Â Â AÂ Â GÂ Â A
You took a snub
^DÂ Â Â Â Â AÂ Â Â GÂ Â A-FÂ Â Â AÂ Â Â ^CÂ Â Â ^C
But there's a public who needs you...
G     A  Bb  ^C
Think of their cry
^DÂ ^E-^E-^FÂ ^C-A
Of undying ​support
^F-^EÂ Â Â Â ^DÂ Â ^EÂ Â Â ^F - EÂ Â Â Â Â GÂ Â Â Â G
Follow ​where the ​limelight leads you
^F-^AÂ ^G-^F
Prima Donna
^EÂ Â Â ^DÂ Â Â ^CÂ Â Â EÂ Â Â A-^D
Your song shall never die
^CÂ Â Â Â Â AÂ Â Â G-A
You'll sing again
^DÂ Â AÂ Â Â G-A-FÂ Â A-^F-^F
And to unending ovation
G       A   Bb   ^C
Think how you'll shine
^DÂ ^EÂ Â ^E-^FÂ ^C-A
In that ​final encore
FÂ Â Â Â ^C-GÂ Â Â G-GÂ Â Â Â AÂ Â Â Â F
Sing Prima Donna ​once more...
[ANDRE & FIRMIN]
DÂ Â Â Â Â Â D#-FÂ Â GÂ Â F-G
Who'd believe a diva
F-GÂ Â AÂ Â Bb-^C ^D
Happy to relieve a
^D#-^DÂ ^D#Â ^DÂ Â ^C
Chorus girl whose gone
Bb  ^C   Bb   A   G-F-D#
And slept with the patron?
DÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â EÂ Â Â Â FÂ Â Â Â G - F
Raoul and the soubrette
G - FÂ Â Â Â Â Â GÂ Â Â AÂ Â Â Bb-^C
Entwined in love's duet!
^D-^D#Â Â ^DÂ ^D#Â ^D-^C
Although he may demur
Bb  ^C   Bb    A    G    F
He must have been with her!
D#Â Â Â C-DÂ Â D#Â Â F-D#
You'd never get away
FÂ Â Â Â D#Â Â FÂ Â GÂ AÂ Â Bb
With all this in a play
^C ^D ^C ^D-^C ^D
But if it's loudly sung
^C  Bb A  Bb-A   G
And in a foreign tongue
A   Bb   A  Bb  A  G-A
It's just the sort of story
Bb-A-Bb   F-D
Audiences adore
Bb ^D# ^D ^D#-^F ^F-^C
In  fact  ​a  perfect  opera!
[CROWD]
Bb-^D ^C-Bb
Prima Donna,
A     G   F  .Bb  D  G
The world is at your feet!
FÂ Â Â D-CÂ Â Â D
A nation waits
G     D  C   D  .Bb D  Bb-Bb
And how it hates to be cheated!
^CÂ Â ^DÂ Â ^D#Â ^F
Light up the stage
^G   ^A  ^A-^Bb ^F *D-*C-^Bb-^A
With that age-old rapport ~  ~  ~ !
Bb  ^F-^C ^C-^C  ^D  ^Bb
Sing Prima Donna, once more!